I think her indoors was having a tidy round and left me here.
Oh No! he's getting too close, now I am getting really worried lol!
He's very big and I am very small.
I think he is going to Eat Me lol!!!!!
Now he's sent for reinforcements, his girlfriend's here!
I really need to get back on the shelf, they look much smaller from up there.
What's that you say, I'm too tough and taste of plastic, well really what an insult!!!
The quicker I am back on my shelf the better.
BP Mini Me.